Time to say that.

Ok, so many people keep asking
when am I going back to Japan or something
because they want me to leave Singapore
as soon as possible. What, am I mistaken?

So now, it's time to answer for you.

Q, When are you going back to Japan?

A, I have no idea because
I'm not planning to go back such a rotten country.

Q, but you are leaving Singapore right?

A, Yes I will, but I didn't say I'm going back to Japan.
I don't think I said that, did I?